Well, this isn’t a sweet treat.

Shakira allegedly realized her longtime love Gerard Piqué was cheating on her when she realized her jam was disappearing.

The “Hips Don’t Lie” singer returned home from traveling and became suspicious over the missing fruit spread because the famed soccer player and their kids all hate jam, according to ShowNews Today.

Shakira appeared to allude to this tart turn of events in the music video for her and Rauw Alejandro’s single “Te Felicito,” in which she can be seen opening a refrigerator, only to discover Alejandro’s head on a platter.

Although the Colombian pop star and Piqué’s breakup began amicably in June 2022 after 11 years together, it since has soured with the release of her scalding diss track “BZRP Music Session #53,” in which she takes aim at her ex and his new 23-year-old girlfriend, Clara Chia Marti.

“You left me my mother-in-law as my neighbor / Media outlets at my door and in debt with the government,” Shakira, 45, sings in Spanish in the new tune, referencing her tax trial.

Following the track’s release, Shakira allegedly turned a witch doll on her balcony and placed it facing in the direction of Piqué’s mother’s house. The athlete, 35, hasn’t responded to Shakira’s new tune.

Earlier this month, Page Six exclusively revealed that Shakira was “devastated” when she realized Marti was in the background of one of Piqué’s Zoom calls he did from home in 2021 — when the now-former couple were still very much together.

A source told us that the “Waka Waka” singer was “devastated to learn that this woman clearly felt at home in the house they shared with their children.”

Shakira was away traveling with her and Piqué’s kids, Milan, 9, and Sasha, 7, when he conducted the interview, but “they were very much still together at that time,” according to the insider, who added, “It’s devastating for her to learn that this affair had been going on for a lot longer than she imagined.”

The exes lived together in Barcelona, Spain, for eight years, but we’ve learned Shakira and their children are moving back to Miami.

She’s keeping up with the royals.

Kim Kardashian acquired Princess Diana’s iconic amethyst-and-diamond cross necklace in a Sotheby’s auction for a cool $197,453, Page Six Style confirmed Wednesday.

According to a Sotheby’s press release, four bidders competed for the piece in the last five minutes of the auction house’s annual Royal & Noble sale; it ultimately wound up in the hands of a Kardashian rep “at more than double its pre-auction estimate.”

Kim Kardashian reportedly purchased a cross necklace worn by Princess Diana for a whopping $200,000.

“We are delighted that this piece has found a new lease of life within the hands of another globally famous name,” Kristian Spofforth, the head of jewelry at Sotheby’s London, shared in a statement.

TMZ was the first to report the sale.

Princess Diana famously wore the cross to a London charity gala in 1987.
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Dubbed the Attallah Cross, the gem-encrusted bauble was famously worn by the late Princess of Wales at a 1987 charity gala in London; she paired it with a matching black-and-purple velvet Catherine Walker dress.

The bling was a bold move on Diana’s part, and she’s believed to have worn the pendant on her own string of pearls.

The cross is covered in square-cut amethysts and accented by circular-cut diamonds.
Sotheby’s

“The cross-shaped pendant — thought to be a one-off private commission by Garrard for one of their regular clients — is a bold and colorful piece set with square-cut amethysts and accented by circular-cut diamonds,” the Sotheby’s press release states. “The cross has a total diamond weight of approximately 5.25 carats and measures approximately 136 x 95mm.”

The fleurée-style design was created by Garrard (the same jeweler behind Diana’s iconic sapphire engagement ring) in the 1920s.

Naim Attallah CBE purchased the piece in the 1980s, and lent it to Diana several times for events in the years that followed. Per the release, “It is understood that the cross was only ever worn by the princess, and following her death, it was never seen in public again until now.”

Diana was believed to have worn the cross on her own string of pearls.
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“Very few people could carry an unusual piece like this off, but Princess Diana certainly could,” Maxwell Stone of UK-based Steven Stone Jewelers previously told Page Six Style.

“Though amethyst traditionally represents the privilege of royalty, Diana’s choice to wear the pendant with an unusually long chain encapsulates her knack for showcasing her collection of royal jewels in a unique way, unafraid to go against tradition and alter lavish pieces.”

She wore the pendant with an Elizabethan-style gown.
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Kardashian, 40, is known for her love of historical fashion. She famously wore Marilyn Monroe’s “Happy Birthday, Mr. President” dress to the 2022 Met Gala.

The so-called “World’s Most Expensive Dress” was debuted by Monroe when she serenaded John F. Kennedy during his 45th birthday celebration at Madison Square Garden in 1962.

Kardashian famously wore Marilyn Monroe’s dress to the 2022 Met Gala.
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She was largely criticized for being allowed to wear the style artifact, though Kardashian claims she didn’t damage the garment and returned the gown in perfect condition; the Ripley’s Believe It or Not! museum, which loaned her the look, confirmed the dress wasn’t harmed.

Kardashian’s rep did not immediately return Page Six Style’s request for comment on her latest acquisition.

"White Lotus" stars in Milan
Multiple "White Lotus" cast members were spotted at the men’s shows in Milan. WireImage; Getty Images

Arrivederci, Sicily!

The cast of “The White Lotus” jetted to another Italian city just in time for Fashion Week, with no fewer than five of Season 2’s key players taking in the fall 2023 men’s shows in Milan.

Will Sharpe (who played tech bro Ethan on Mike White’s HBO hit) was perched in the front row at the Emporio Armani presentation on Saturday, clad in raw-edged denim and a checked gray coat in place of his character’s hoodies and workout wear.

Sophia Di Martino and Will Sharpe is seen front row at the Emporio Armani fashion show
At Emporio Armani, Will Sharpe was flanked by his partner, “Loki” star Sophia Di Martino, and actor Joe Alwyn.

At Sunday’s JW Anderson show, Sabrina Impacciatore (whom viewers will remember for her role as uptight hotel manager Valentina) ditched her alter ego’s polished pantsuits in favor of something edgier: a catsuit screened with the image of a tropical sunset, which she paired with dark eye makeup, wet-looking locks and tall leather boots.

She was joined in the front row by Simona Tabasco (who portrayed clever sex worker Lucia), dressed in a glittering off-the-shoulder gunmetal gown accessorized with a two-toned pastel Bumper Bag ($775) and strappy blue sandals from the label.

At Prada, Adam DiMarco (Albie) looked miles more sophisticated than the “nice guy” he played on the series, outfitted in a black-and-white gingham coat layered over a classic turtleneck and trousers from the famed fashion house.

And Theo James (who played toxic financier Cameron on “White Lotus”) popped up at Monday’s Giorgio Armani show, looking sharp in his double-breasted navy suit and unbuttoned dress shirt.

Here’s hoping co-stars Aubrey Plaza, Meghann Fahy, Haley Lu Richardson and — dare to dream! — Jennifer Coolidge hit a few shows together at New York Fashion Week next month.